Tuesday, 27 December 2016

TIME IS THE PROCESS OF THINKING



The following is  a  topic currently featured in the 21st  revised edition of V.H. Ironside, Behold! I Teach You Superman (see below):

Monday, 12 December 2016

Comet 67P Churyumov-Gerasimenko

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Tuesday, 6 December 2016

They shoot horses, don’t they?


The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Saturday, 3 December 2016

THE ENLIGHTENED ONES - Jim Al-Khalili & Prof Brian Cox

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Monday, 14 November 2016

"Credible and True" or "Absurd and Untrue" ?

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Thursday, 27 October 2016

“Esse est percipi” or Posthumous Reflections on the Higgs Plenary Meeting

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 16th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). The Butterworth contents has been taken more or less verbatim from the BBC Horizon transmission: “The Hunt for the Higgs”, of January 9th, 2012.

Saturday, 8 October 2016

Perfidious Albion or Till Death Us Do Part

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Saturday, 1 October 2016

The Tale of the Pregnant Male

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Tuesday, 27 September 2016

The LUCK FACTOR or Giving Birth to a Baby !

 The following is the abbreviated version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below):

Sunday, 25 September 2016

“Never was so much effort required to deal with someone so useless.”



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Wednesday, 21 September 2016

The God Delusion - The Case for the Devil !

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Tuesday, 6 September 2016

KEITH VAZ or The Very Curious Exploits of a Washing Machine Salesman Called Jim!

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Sunday, 28 August 2016

On the Nature & Essence of a Ufo's 'Quantum State'


The following is part of an exclusive featuring  the Powys abduction phenomenon that first came to public attention with The EPSC-DPS Joint Meeting, in Nantes, France. A detailed study of the event can be found in Chapter 12 (Total Recall) of the The Moonshine Memorandum:

Monday, 8 August 2016

THE MADNESS OF DOMINIC LAWSON

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Monday, 1 August 2016

THE GANZFELD EXPERIMENT


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“I believe the rot began with the creation of Twitter,” I continued. “Which  swarms with the sort of people who spit profusely, vociferously, aggressively and which has come to dominate all internet activity. A vast throbbing vortex of desperate socialites, academics, parliamentarians, perverts,
politicians, celebrities, groupies, pranksters, scammers, schemers, screamers and assorted trolls. Nor need one issue instructions, just let them off the leash. If Facebook is nothing more than a massive exercise in narcissism, tweeting is a disease due to the mind. And in consequence, it is the mind which is infected with a powerful malware worm that spreads through a previously unknown capability -  the so-called Zero-Point-Field. For your guidance, Mosley,  the Zero-Point or Ganzfeld is a kind of virtual, or shadow universe -  the aggregate of which is called 'the World' - an
alternative, virtual reality. But once targeted by social networking sites, the Ganzfeld is also subject to the most pervasive and comprehensive vulnerability known to man: Human vanity - a sort of self-absorbed online exhibitionism that has long reached the point of being self-sustaining. Take Edward Snowden, for example, a high-school drop-out with a patchy employment record who is now a wanted man in America. Trust me on this, far from being a patriot and deserving of the highest pardon, his postings indicate extreme narcissism and an irrepressible need for recognition. As indeed, the internet is the saviour of the introvert. With
a digital culture of extreme attention-seeking, the chief toxin polluting the world is the revolution in narcissistic communication. Networking sites are so intensely ego-receptive that they have come to be the shared collective for every act of insane, gormless and hysterical self-love, with a virtually infinite capacity for storage. And thus being mediums of the innermost neophiliac patterns of the major segments of the global population, Twitter and Facebook can act like irresistible cultural avalanches.”
            Michael Mosley knew better: “Rees, Hawking and Huw Price will just have to keep one step ahead.”
            “Although data is hard to come by,” I replied, “the code cannot be logically traced because it does not feature gigabytes of information, nor a poorly understood physical mechanism; but believe you me it is out there. It is the most sophisticated and refined piece of malware ever devised. And while the Illuminatus is whipping up a perfect storm, the Terminator gumshoes are plainly impervious to the seismic changes at present under way. As  part of the world’s first cyber-sublimation the Zero-Point-Field has already destabilised large parts of the Western world, and the analysts who are actively engaged with it are altogether ignorant of the sheer strength of a compulsion that is virtually indistinguishable from a virus being injected straight into the central nervous system of the human race. Secreted into every electromagnetic communication, it cannot be denied; you can hide no thought or information from it. But what is most disturbing  about it is this: it isn’t at all clear what its purpose may be. It doesn’t misappropriate passwords, nor generate bogus emails or phish for off-shore investment scams. Instead of using passwords to get what it wants, it is using something far more ominous: the human brain.  A faceless, subliminal and undetected infiltration of what Asimov called man’s last protective stronghold, his own mind. Only then is the System fully armed – and only then a  transformation occurs: you start to believe your own bullshit; you’re  moved by horoscopes and trust in Oliver Stone. An intrusive mentality which in its universal progression will go on to infect other  and more 
receptive minds; an enormous encyclopaedic cipher, in other words,  ceaselessly encrypted with every useless human thought in the whole wide world.” 

            Mosley understood perfectly: “It wants you dead,” he said, “but fucked will do!”

Indeed,  the most intriguing thing about the Ganzfeld Experiment, I knew, was  the continuing mystery surrounding its intentions. There was no doubt that at some level of awareness, mysteriously unclaimed, it retained all the information about everything in the world – every thought, objective, or intention. With one word from the Field’s creator, the System would be powerful enough to shut down the Internet, take over global satellite control, and hijack all electronic communication around the world, if not use a special application to manipulate a digital copy of the entire universe.
            Perhaps even more ominously, it had to date, failed to do any of these things. And therein lay what was possibly the most disturbing part of the whole Ganzfeld epidemic. It could not be verified. It was set in the last days of the declining West, amid the wreckage of an Empire whose occupants were waiting for something to happen…where nothing lacked, but a purpose and the destination.  Where no one was in charge. The System was. It was out there, poised, awaiting instructions…


Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Sperm Donors and Semen chosen from a Catalogue

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Sunday, 17 July 2016

THE BIG SHORT or The War Of All Against All


The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Tuesday, 12 July 2016

The Defender of Faiths..."Have you come far?"

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 17th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Thursday, 7 July 2016

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Friday, 1 July 2016

DEATHWISH or The Tribute that Power pays to Reason


The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below):

Monday, 27 June 2016

No, Meryl Streep, We Are Not “All Africans.”


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Wednesday, 22 June 2016

AFRICA - “Never was so much effort required to deal with someone so useless.”

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Tuesday, 21 June 2016

FACEBOOK - A Monster in the Making!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Thursday, 16 June 2016

THE ILLUMINATI - Minority Report

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Santo subito !

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Monday, 13 June 2016

The AI-Singularity

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Saturday, 4 June 2016

TIM HUNT: "Let me tell you about my trouble with girls..."

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Wednesday, 1 June 2016

NUCLEAR PROSPERITY or Wind-and-Water Economy?


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Tuesday, 31 May 2016

APPLE - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 19th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Monday, 30 May 2016

God's worst Nightmare...

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Tuesday, 24 May 2016

When they come in their jackboots and kick in your minds...

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Friday, 20 May 2016

COUNTER-COLONIZATION - From Hubris to Humility

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 17th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Tuesday, 17 May 2016

GLEICHSCHALTUNG !

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Saturday, 14 May 2016

In the beginning was the THEORY OF EVERYTHING...

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Friday, 13 May 2016

FACEBOOK - " A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity"!

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Sunday, 8 May 2016

TONY BLAIR - THE EPIPHANY!

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Thursday, 5 May 2016

Vile homophobia? - Not a bit of it!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 15th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 
      There are many things to be said about the British Parliament, but a dearth of generosity is not among them. Nor is there any indication of comparable magnanimity on the part of the homosexual. On the contrary, “freedom of sexual orientation and gender identity”, are part of a defense mechanism of blame and allegation that allows him  to adopt the role of victim. Or as Lord Taylor of Warwick
might have said: “Is it ‘cos I is black?”
            It is a means of protection against the world. Whereas both black and gay liberation ought to be about “learning to accept yourself for who you really are and finding pride in it”, the result has been the creation of a wall, a separateness. For if you are no homophiliac, you are a heterosexist trying to prevent “a wild and hard-fought freedom” from turning into bourgeois norms - “homophobic” in market parlance. Acquiescence must be given  or  harassment will ensue: "Drink with me and wish me well and those that don’t just go to hell.”
            Vile homophobia?
            Not a bit of it. But our  pasts are permanent, and our minds subject to the often painful conflict between natural instincts and the conscious requirements of an artificial social contract. As Jeremy Norman has said, “It is hard for those of us who live in the liberal, secular West to recall that just a few years ago being a gay man was illegal and deeply abhorrent.”[1] Which to an unsophisticated native confronted by the advances of sexual liberation it still is, of course, except that now it is “illegal” to express any such abhorrence – a curious inversion  of the highly desirable principle, but not the slightest advance on the actual issue of human rights. Mental revulsion - the hidden endpoint of this enduring experiment in human enlightenment - is caused by an imbalance between intellectualised signals sent to the brain and those dispositions the subconscious perceives as inalienable. Which is, in
the strictest sense, a physiological issue. In medical terms, “the part of the brain that controls revulsion, the area postrema, reacts when the signals suggest a conflict and prompts nausea and sickness.” Or in Nietzsche’s philosophy,  “all suppressed truths become poisonous”. As Oscar Wilde omitted to say, if there is one thing worse than being "loud and proud", it is to 'criminalise' the mindset of some of the world's best and most socially conscious populace. Which is, of course, how most ordinary people feel privately, provided they can still find the courage to think their own  thoughts. Gaystapo[2], therefore, is not the way to get the job done, self-esteem and forbearance is.
            So “Why” - demands Andrew Sullivan (not, presumably, referring to himself) - “do members of minorities not have the self-worth to hear bigotry and let it slide of their backs?”  Why? Who knows? My guess is that extreme agitation is compulsory on a planet swept by hate, recrimination and the emergence of a parallel sense of heterophobia; by an unnerving feeling, in fact, that time has stood still. Or to update that famous demurral of Talleyrand: “Positive discrimination, the guiding principle of the Sexual Revolution, takes on the mask of ridiculous equality. It casts its level over everyone’s head, so as to destroy those innocent priorities which sexual distinctions establish.”[3]
            





[1] Jeremy Norman, No Make-Up: Straight Tales from a Queer Life. Kindle
[2] David Skinner: “I am not alone in seeing a parallel here between the rise of homosexual power and that of Nazism before WWII.”
[3] “Envy, the guiding principle of the French Revolution, takes on the mask of ridiculous equality. It casts its level over everyone's head, so as to destroy those innocent superiorities which social distinction establish." Robin Harris, Talleyrand. Betrayer and Saviour of France. John Murray. (2007) p 311

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Tuesday, 3 May 2016

We now have two species of men - HUMANS & MUTANTS !

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Sunday, 24 April 2016

Klaatu barada nikto!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 17th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Friday, 22 April 2016

THE FERMI PARADOX or The Universe is not Euclidean!

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

THE GUARDIAN or Crisis of Masculinity !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below): 

Saturday, 9 April 2016

Daddy loves to hatefuck me...!


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Wednesday, 6 April 2016

RACISM - A PC-sponsored Global Industry !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 17th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum:

Thursday, 31 March 2016

GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG - A Warning from History!

The following is the abridged version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Monday, 28 March 2016

“#CalamityWillBefallUS”

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Thursday, 24 March 2016

ALLAHU AKBAR - or The Fall of Western Europe!

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Wednesday, 23 March 2016

BREXIT - Harbinger of Fall and Decline !


The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 18th revised edition of The Moonshine Memorandum (see below). 

Friday, 18 March 2016

...a Statue to Oliver Letwin

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Saturday, 5 March 2016

....my own part in the downfall of Hillary Clinton !


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